Tuesday, February 28, 2006

search words

to the nearly 10 people a day who manage to find this blog while searching for: "strange places to have sex" i have one piece of advice for you: just use your goddamn imagination, for fuck's sake! i mean, is it really that difficult?

but for those of you who really are "sex in strange places" challenged, i offer these suggestions:

a quiet corner of a library
a public park
a bathroom at a banana republic (all BR's have public restrooms)
the balcony of your apartment

frankly...i have no idea what people are looking for. maybe it's pictures of sex in strange places? like a blow job in notre dame? doggy style at the alamo? i think they're out of luck either way...

13 people who played with me:

Blogger Ale said...

hmm... i dont know jazz, i dont think i agree withe the balcony thing... the traffic on the street was breaking my concentration

2/28/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger Syar said...

for some reason, this combination of questions :

"like a blow job in notre dame? doggy style at the alamo?"

is making me snicker uncontrollably. It really rolls of the tongue.

3/01/2006 12:50 AM  
Blogger Joefish said...

If we say please is there any way we can get pictures of those things?

My strangest place: public monument.

3/01/2006 1:29 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

puhleeze. you know people who are searching for it certainly aren't busy DOING it. they just want to read something tittilating.

3/01/2006 1:41 AM  
Blogger feetman78 said...

Hey, in 1989, I got a blow job at the Alamo.

3/01/2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger stretch td said...

Forget the bathroom at a Banana Republic ... go for the changing rooms, they are much more comfortable. ;)

3/01/2006 10:20 AM  
Blogger Ale said...

yo girl, happy blog anniversary!!!!!

3/01/2006 1:00 PM  
Blogger Danny said...

either that or you could just fuck a chicken in the kfc restroom.

I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.

3/01/2006 1:19 PM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

Hell, I'm #6 on Yahoo if you search:

shave my balls

3/01/2006 2:24 PM  
Blogger scribe called steff said...

Then there's the fun of public parks, suspension stages, outdoor stairwells where you bring something to jimmy the door shut, um...

Apartment building rooftops fucking rock at nighttime. Get yourself a playmate with a penthouse and pull a matress onto the roof and stargaze/fuck intermittently.

God, I want it to be summer! This is not outdoor-fucking season.

3/01/2006 5:49 PM  
Blogger Demosthenes said...

Curling rink. Ask Cassie Johnson.

3/01/2006 7:09 PM  
Blogger omar said...

I've got nothing bad to say, as that's also how I found your site.

3/01/2006 9:23 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

i once carried a doggy bag through the alamo.

but that's not quite the same thing.

3/02/2006 1:53 PM  

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