Tuesday, February 28, 2006

search words

to the nearly 10 people a day who manage to find this blog while searching for: "strange places to have sex" i have one piece of advice for you: just use your goddamn imagination, for fuck's sake! i mean, is it really that difficult?

but for those of you who really are "sex in strange places" challenged, i offer these suggestions:

a quiet corner of a library
a public park
a bathroom at a banana republic (all BR's have public restrooms)
the balcony of your apartment

frankly...i have no idea what people are looking for. maybe it's pictures of sex in strange places? like a blow job in notre dame? doggy style at the alamo? i think they're out of luck either way...

9 people who played with me:

Blogger Unknown said...

hmm... i dont know jazz, i dont think i agree withe the balcony thing... the traffic on the street was breaking my concentration

2/28/2006 10:27 PM  
Blogger Syar said...

for some reason, this combination of questions :

"like a blow job in notre dame? doggy style at the alamo?"

is making me snicker uncontrollably. It really rolls of the tongue.

3/01/2006 12:50 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

If we say please is there any way we can get pictures of those things?

My strangest place: public monument.

3/01/2006 1:29 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

puhleeze. you know people who are searching for it certainly aren't busy DOING it. they just want to read something tittilating.

3/01/2006 1:41 AM  
Blogger tom said...

Hey, in 1989, I got a blow job at the Alamo.

3/01/2006 10:04 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

yo girl, happy blog anniversary!!!!!

3/01/2006 1:00 PM  
Blogger Scribe Called Steff said...

Then there's the fun of public parks, suspension stages, outdoor stairwells where you bring something to jimmy the door shut, um...

Apartment building rooftops fucking rock at nighttime. Get yourself a playmate with a penthouse and pull a matress onto the roof and stargaze/fuck intermittently.

God, I want it to be summer! This is not outdoor-fucking season.

3/01/2006 5:49 PM  
Blogger omar said...

I've got nothing bad to say, as that's also how I found your site.

3/01/2006 9:23 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

i once carried a doggy bag through the alamo.

but that's not quite the same thing.

3/02/2006 1:53 PM  

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