foot sex anyone?
my friend M called me the other day.
some background on M: she is truly a wild child. when i told her i hadn't had an orgasm, she tells me that she's good at teaching people and wants to sit me down with some porn and watch me try so she can tell me what i'm doing wrong. all bartenders inevitably try to get her home at the end of the night which is a good deal for me. she gets me free drinks (by association) but i can leave the bar without having to shun unwanted advances. one night, drunk at a diner at 4am on a monday, we overheard two ugly girls talking about how hot and popular they were. on our way out, M couldn't resist the urge to tell them to, "get your own lives you ugly mary-kate and ashley wannabe bitches!" before stumbling out the door. she called recently in the middle of the night during the week and i answered my phone to hear, "i just ordered pot. it's being delivered come over!"
just as nights with her are promised to be full of drunkenness and pole dancing, phone conversations with her are just as reliably about sex. so M is crushing on a guy who has admitted to her that he has a foot fetish. i had always thought foot fetishers liked to caress, lick and look at feet. maybe take the feet shopping to buy them shoes. boy was i naive! M has been doing research on what a foot fetish entails and also to make sure that he's not the freaky kind that you'll come home to find has broken into your house and is in your closet sleeping amongst your shoe collection. research shows that they also like sexual acts with feet as well. foot job anyone? i'm not even kidding. i'm still trying to visualize the position you'd have to be in in order to achieve a comfortable angle for giving a hand job with your feet.
so she's unsure of footman's feelings for her as he's been pretty hot/cold lately. i suggested she send him foot pictures. pictures of her feet in nice heels is like soft core porn for a foot fetisher. and foot pictures she's taken.
and of course, since she's got legs to die for attached to those feet, we're hoping he'll be more hot than cold for the future.
now all she's got to work on is that foot job position. any advise/suggestions are welcome...bring it fetishers....