Friday, February 24, 2006

foot sex anyone?

my friend M called me the other day.

some background on M: she is truly a wild child. when i told her i hadn't had an orgasm, she tells me that she's good at teaching people and wants to sit me down with some porn and watch me try so she can tell me what i'm doing wrong. all bartenders inevitably try to get her home at the end of the night which is a good deal for me. she gets me free drinks (by association) but i can leave the bar without having to shun unwanted advances. one night, drunk at a diner at 4am on a monday, we overheard two ugly girls talking about how hot and popular they were. on our way out, M couldn't resist the urge to tell them to, "get your own lives you ugly mary-kate and ashley wannabe bitches!" before stumbling out the door. she called recently in the middle of the night during the week and i answered my phone to hear, "i just ordered pot. it's being delivered come over!"

just as nights with her are promised to be full of drunkenness and pole dancing, phone conversations with her are just as reliably about sex. so M is crushing on a guy who has admitted to her that he has a foot fetish. i had always thought foot fetishers liked to caress, lick and look at feet. maybe take the feet shopping to buy them shoes. boy was i naive! M has been doing research on what a foot fetish entails and also to make sure that he's not the freaky kind that you'll come home to find has broken into your house and is in your closet sleeping amongst your shoe collection. research shows that they also like sexual acts with feet as well. foot job anyone? i'm not even kidding. i'm still trying to visualize the position you'd have to be in in order to achieve a comfortable angle for giving a hand job with your feet.

so she's unsure of footman's feelings for her as he's been pretty hot/cold lately. i suggested she send him foot pictures. pictures of her feet in nice heels is like soft core porn for a foot fetisher. and foot pictures she's taken.



and of course, since she's got legs to die for attached to those feet, we're hoping he'll be more hot than cold for the future.

now all she's got to work on is that foot job position. any advise/suggestions are welcome...bring it fetishers....

14 people who played with me:

Blogger Michelle said...

Ewww foot fetishes...I didn't know it involve sexual acts...that's just.....erm....moving on! Hey those are niiiice shoes!

2/24/2006 8:22 PM  
Blogger Danny said...

about to comment, but I'm seeing glimpses of your ass, and can't concentrate.

2/24/2006 9:11 PM  
Blogger robmcj said...

I have on occasion given a big toe job. Modesty prevents me from explaining in detail, but obviously I had to cut and file my nails first.

I'm not sure if this helps.

2/24/2006 9:13 PM  
Blogger stretch td said...

I like a little toe sucking myself, but I've never understood the foot fetish.

As for your friends legs ... Wow!

2/25/2006 10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's really not that difficult.

Stand, missionary, on top, even wheelbarrow.

etc

2/25/2006 11:21 AM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

You could ask your boyfriend.

2/26/2006 12:25 AM  
Blogger Ale said...

beautiful shoes!
and if that guy sees thoes pics and still hot/cold than he is just a metro not fully out of the closet yet...

2/26/2006 12:00 PM  
Blogger Gloria Glo said...

Yee-ikes. If he resists, he's got more than one psychosis in the brain.

2/27/2006 11:31 PM  
Blogger feetman78 said...

Wow. I think that i can speak to this topic. Men who like feet vary in thier practices. I like to give pedicures, foot massages, I love to buy shoes for women, I love to paint toenails. And yes, there are more sexual practices. With her on the bed with behind pointed to you at a good level, you can rub your member between her arches and give her oral at the same time. Sure it sounds odd, but women seem to enjoy it.

2/28/2006 11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me likes the position between the soles in a way she has to lift the legs all the time.. I love the sweaty face of a girl who is having her stomach workout on me... :)

Greeting Bernd from Germany

3/01/2006 6:52 PM  
Blogger irmtrain said...

A foot job is the ultimate. Facing each other, her feet wrapped around your cock, a well lubricated scenario, and let the fun begin. Foot sex is the ultimate high for a fetishist. Just thinking about cuming on her toes make my "stiffer peck". And then there are the women who are toeorgasmic. Actually get off on having their toes sucked, slowly and carefully of course. Wow.

3/01/2006 7:05 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

youve got the jest of positions already so I will just say a foot fetish doesnt mean thats all we are about i have one but the feet have to be pretty to me not all are. I have a blog deticated to my wifes sexy feet, although I do show more of her. Check it out.

3/01/2006 7:49 PM  
Blogger piedmichael said...

I think guys who like feet will be into whatever does it for them - I love feet, but I'm not bothered about a foot job, though it would be OK. She shouldn't have any difficulty finding out what doe sit for him. I'd want a girl to act as though she is forcing me to suck her toes and worship her through her feet. Sending him those so-sexy photos should definately work, really great legs, sexy shoes and that toe-cleavage is wonderful and begs to be tickled by somebody's tongue.

3/02/2006 8:40 AM  
Blogger Sheen V said...

Count me among the foot fetishists! One position that I like is when were on the couch. As I'm sitting, she will lay down with her feet in my lap and use her feet to rub me. After a while, I'll usually lay down facing her. This gives her much better access, and I can massage or caress one of her feet or legs while she uses the other on me. What does she do? Various feet positions: one foot under my cock, the other on top of it massaging my cock with the soles; both feet on top massaging my cock with her toes; one foot on my cock, the other foot's toes massaging my balls or the area just under them. She can also use both her feet and hands together for a combined hand/foot job.

3/02/2006 10:46 AM  

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