Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Haiku # 1: ode to my ipod

walking down the street
I can't hear any catcalls
from gross men I pass.


thank you. thank you. i'll be here all week.

35 people who played with me:

Blogger Andy said...

I can sure relate
Maybe not the catcalls though
You should try the veal…

4/27/2005 1:00 AM  
Blogger scribe called steff said...

snicker.

and double snicker at andy! ahaha.

4/27/2005 1:40 AM  
Blogger The Girl said...

in costa rica
there was a construction site
just like the US...




I'll email you later, but I'm going to DC for sure for part of the summer. You know anyone in need or want of a subletter for an odd six week period?

4/27/2005 2:08 AM  
Blogger quycksilver said...

ipod I love you
20 Gigs of perfection
shuffling time away

:)

4/27/2005 2:37 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

left catcalls behind
on the streets of espana
sometimes i miss them

4/27/2005 3:05 AM  
Blogger jazz said...

oh what fabulous
readers that come play with me
you totally rock

4/27/2005 7:07 AM  
Blogger LeeLoreya said...

Also kinda cool
is the sensual smoothing
of the sound button

4/27/2005 9:29 AM  
Blogger Hermes said...

I spy a mallard
courting and wooing his mate.
Soon I will see eggs.

4/27/2005 4:09 PM  
Blogger Blue944 said...

music fills my ears
only what I want to hear
I love my iPod

4/27/2005 6:21 PM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

hey there, saw you on intern. Glad you defended NY! I am ny gal in london for the time being!

4/27/2005 6:52 PM  
Blogger Lunatic said...

Jasmine wants some ass
The Lunatic can oblige
Jazzfest is this week

4/27/2005 8:40 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Stop, mrsmogul
Please speak in haiku method
It’s our running joke

4/27/2005 10:19 PM  
Blogger scribe called steff said...

All right, so that's cool, but after that comment you posted on my blog, I wanna know what your haiku to your vibrator would sound like. :)

thelastditch.blogspot.com

maybe:

"humming purring bliss
as you buzz around my clit
batteries be damned" ?

4/27/2005 10:35 PM  
Blogger omar said...

five thousand songs are
at the touch of a button
i love my ipod

4/27/2005 10:43 PM  
Blogger omar said...

steff's comment sure will
get some male visitors to
check out her web site

4/27/2005 10:46 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

Going to steff’s page
To see the vibrator post
Argh! My Innocence!

4/28/2005 12:08 AM  
Blogger Cap'n Subtext said...

One virgo to another, does say
Rocks, your Ipod , and then she say
Sound like Yoda, you do.

4/28/2005 1:49 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Thank you for sharing
Now the greebly goatee man
Will not bother me

4/28/2005 2:40 AM  
Blogger Cap'n Subtext said...

Jasmine, I've seen all of family guy and I don't remember any Kool-aid episode.

4/28/2005 5:01 AM  
Blogger Charles said...

If you won't take the 'risk,' you will miss all the men you pass, not just the 'gross' ones. :)

4/28/2005 8:40 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

yeah, but do guys drooling out the car window whistling honestly expect you to stop and be like, 'hey! that was classy! hold up a minute and let me hop in with you!'

that said, after being in a country where you can't walk down the street without a catcall, when you get back here and hear nothing you start to think you're off your game or something.

4/28/2005 4:53 PM  
Blogger X said...

I'm only a child
All this talk of vibrators
Makes me want to cry

---X

4/28/2005 5:43 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

You mean it don't work?
Maybe we'd like catcalls back
My ego needs boost

:)

4/28/2005 6:23 PM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

one day i'm gonna
turn around and catcall back
just to see the shock

4/28/2005 10:59 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

never are the men
good looking by any means
if they were, i'd smile

4/28/2005 11:10 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

That’s being a harsh judge.
Note beauty in beholder’s
Eyes… rawr, meow, rawr.

4/29/2005 1:27 AM  
Blogger Jon said...

Note to Self: Step One,
Write a haiku for next post.
Comments will be yours!

4/29/2005 2:32 AM  
Blogger Cap'n Subtext said...

My post will be haiku
Kool-aid I do remember now
It was hilarious


But I didn't get the joke at first since I've never seen the ad or been in the US.

4/29/2005 2:43 AM  
Blogger The Girl said...

now haiku is not
stuff of the elusive dream
twenty nine. damn. wow.

4/29/2005 2:52 AM  
Blogger omar said...

jazz you would not
hear the good looking men if
music is too loud

4/29/2005 8:23 AM  
Blogger jazz said...

omar, i sometimes
do not turn on the ipod,
wear it just for show

(i do it when i don't want to be bothered. you'd be amazed how many gross men don't harass you if they think you can't hear them)

4/29/2005 9:24 AM  
Blogger scribe called steff said...

if i see another fucking haiku, i'm going to puke.

4/29/2005 1:02 PM  
Blogger Jon said...

Scribe, to be fair, most of these really aren’t haikus… 5-7-5 does not a haiku make. Traditionally speaking, they need to be about nature, or at least the seasons, with the first two lines setting up a thought, and the last line bringing a unique insight… but who really cares about that, right?

4/29/2005 1:20 PM  
Blogger scribe called steff said...

yeah, i know, but it's funny--there's a plethora of haiku around. very odd.

4/29/2005 10:46 PM  
Anonymous Leo said...

Fuck! I can't afford one! :P

5/12/2005 3:38 AM  

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