Haiku # 1: ode to my ipod
walking down the street
I can't hear any catcalls
from gross men I pass.
thank you. thank you. i'll be here all week.
posted by jazz @ 11:10 PM
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I can't hear any catcalls
from gross men I pass.
thank you. thank you. i'll be here all week.
31 people who played with me:
I can sure relate
Maybe not the catcalls though
You should try the veal…
snicker.
and double snicker at andy! ahaha.
ipod I love you
20 Gigs of perfection
shuffling time away
:)
left catcalls behind
on the streets of espana
sometimes i miss them
oh what fabulous
readers that come play with me
you totally rock
Also kinda cool
is the sensual smoothing
of the sound button
I spy a mallard
courting and wooing his mate.
Soon I will see eggs.
music fills my ears
only what I want to hear
I love my iPod
hey there, saw you on intern. Glad you defended NY! I am ny gal in london for the time being!
Stop, mrsmogul
Please speak in haiku method
It’s our running joke
All right, so that's cool, but after that comment you posted on my blog, I wanna know what your haiku to your vibrator would sound like. :)
thelastditch.blogspot.com
maybe:
"humming purring bliss
as you buzz around my clit
batteries be damned" ?
five thousand songs are
at the touch of a button
i love my ipod
steff's comment sure will
get some male visitors to
check out her web site
Going to steff’s page
To see the vibrator post
Argh! My Innocence!
One virgo to another, does say
Rocks, your Ipod , and then she say
Sound like Yoda, you do.
Jasmine, I've seen all of family guy and I don't remember any Kool-aid episode.
If you won't take the 'risk,' you will miss all the men you pass, not just the 'gross' ones. :)
yeah, but do guys drooling out the car window whistling honestly expect you to stop and be like, 'hey! that was classy! hold up a minute and let me hop in with you!'
that said, after being in a country where you can't walk down the street without a catcall, when you get back here and hear nothing you start to think you're off your game or something.
I'm only a child
All this talk of vibrators
Makes me want to cry
---X
You mean it don't work?
Maybe we'd like catcalls back
My ego needs boost
:)
one day i'm gonna
turn around and catcall back
just to see the shock
never are the men
good looking by any means
if they were, i'd smile
That’s being a harsh judge.
Note beauty in beholder’s
Eyes… rawr, meow, rawr.
Note to Self: Step One,
Write a haiku for next post.
Comments will be yours!
My post will be haiku
Kool-aid I do remember now
It was hilarious
But I didn't get the joke at first since I've never seen the ad or been in the US.
jazz you would not
hear the good looking men if
music is too loud
omar, i sometimes
do not turn on the ipod,
wear it just for show
(i do it when i don't want to be bothered. you'd be amazed how many gross men don't harass you if they think you can't hear them)
if i see another fucking haiku, i'm going to puke.
Scribe, to be fair, most of these really aren’t haikus… 5-7-5 does not a haiku make. Traditionally speaking, they need to be about nature, or at least the seasons, with the first two lines setting up a thought, and the last line bringing a unique insight… but who really cares about that, right?
yeah, i know, but it's funny--there's a plethora of haiku around. very odd.
Fuck! I can't afford one! :P
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