Monday, May 22, 2006

i'm proud to announce...

that my sweet little hometown has reached a level of celebrity as never before! the lovely place i spent the majority of my childhood was notably the number one place looking for "sex" last year (as seen on google trends).

see this Chicago Sun-Times article or this SFGate Chronicle. (thanks goes to keith, a fellow elmhurstian, for the links!)

elmhurst is white, suburban, rich and apparently, very sexually frustrated (it's just been edged out of the #2 spot for anal sex and is #1 in porn). it's also and not very good at web browsing. i mean, who actually googles "sex" to find anything interesting? could you get any more broad and less useful? same with a search for "porn." i mean, they'd do better with "men eating cock" or "girls licking girls" or just something a little more focused. agreed?

unless, of course, the people of elmhurst were just all being philosophical looking for the meaning of sex, as in combinations of X and/or Y chromosomes. maybe they're all just a bunch of critical gender theorists perhaps? yeah. sure.

unfortunately, norfolk not only beat us out of the "anal sex" category (see above) but also takes "penis" with a clear lead. but the mormons sure like being naked. seattle is full of metrosexuals and new york, of course, will always be the most cosmopolitan.

hell kids, i could play here all day....

8 people who played with me:

Blogger omar said...

And just like that, I think I understand you better.

5/22/2006 3:55 PM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

i agree; maybe that's why you needed to get out of there?

hmmm, wonder where my hometown ranks...

5/22/2006 4:43 PM  
Blogger Popeye said...

I didn't know you were from there! I was just on the campus of Elmhurst College, today. . .

5/22/2006 10:12 PM  
Blogger Katie said...

And Colorado is... the most boring state on earth.

5/22/2006 11:09 PM  
Blogger Haaaaaaa said...

Elmurst, huh. I would never have guessed that. My neighborhood, Lakeview, would be my first guess.

I commented on a blog in Utah, the Mormon Church checked out my blog for an hour. I thought that was funny.

5/23/2006 11:04 AM  
Blogger Mormon Family Man said...

Have you ever been to Salt Lake City? Naked is all we got!

5/23/2006 1:08 PM  
Blogger Gloria Glo said...

As a Mormon who loves being naked, I have no defense for that.

And as Jazz is a very sexual woman who grew up in...

Hey! I'm starting to see a connection...

5/24/2006 12:53 PM  
Blogger MEP said...

I am in love with Google trends right now. I could play for days too. It's almost as much fun as the yahoo tech buzz game.

5/25/2006 11:26 AM  

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