i'm proud to announce...

that my sweet little hometown has reached a level of celebrity as never before! the lovely place i spent the majority of my childhood was notably the number one place looking for "sex" last year (as seen on google trends).

see this Chicago Sun-Times article or this SFGate Chronicle. (thanks goes to keith, a fellow elmhurstian, for the links!)

elmhurst is white, suburban, rich and apparently, very sexually frustrated (it's just been edged out of the #2 spot for anal sex and is #1 in porn). it's also and not very good at web browsing. i mean, who actually googles "sex" to find anything interesting? could you get any more broad and less useful? same with a search for "porn." i mean, they'd do better with "men eating cock" or "girls licking girls" or just something a little more focused. agreed?

unless, of course, the people of elmhurst were just all being philosophical looking for the meaning of sex, as in combinations of X and/or Y chromosomes. maybe they're all just a bunch of critical gender theorists perhaps? yeah. sure.

unfortunately, norfolk not only beat us out of the "anal sex" category (see above) but also takes "penis" with a clear lead. but the mormons sure like being naked. seattle is full of metrosexuals and new york, of course, will always be the most cosmopolitan.

hell kids, i could play here all day....