Tuesday, July 05, 2005

ease up y'all!

so have started to get new post demands, which makes me feel quite loved actually, but for the next month all people are going to have to get used to me being around a lot less. this is OFFICIALLY bar crunch time. we were told to savor 4th of july weekend, because that would be the last time we saw our friends or family until the 28th of july. it's gonna be hard, but everyone is just going to have to suck it up. ;)

have been dog sitting and i don't have my cord (i actually just spelled that chord and looked at it like something was wrong, but i couldn't figure out what...sigh, i'm an idiot musician obviously) with me or else i'd put up pics of aspen, one of my new favorite dogs in the whole world. she's absolutely the best. everytime i walk her i get stopped half a dozen times so people can tell me how beautiful she is. with a toss of my hair i always say, "i know...thank you..." like any proud surrogate mother would. though i have yet to meet any men with her. it was my secret plan for the weekend. i do have to say, however, that there are plenty of hot men down here in tribeca, but they're always running or biking or something and it's extremely hard to try to hit on a guy riding past you at 25mph. if you have any suggestions, shoot them over. i've thought of everything short of carrying a stick with me to toss in their spokes. being the bright law student i am, i'm fully aware that i could be sued for mucho dinero if i pulled such a stunt so i'm abstaining, for now. [insert evil laugh here: mwahahahaha]

also, there are a billion darling and ridiculously good restaurants down here that i've never been to and i've been eating out two meals a day (usually with dessert), so on top of the fact i'm slowly spending my way into a cardboard box, i'm most certainly gaining 20 pounds at the same time. for fuck's sake!

i did have a lovely day in long beach yesterday. spent it playing in the ocean and drinking LOT of pimms (it's an english concoction that you stick lots of fun fruit in. google it and then find out where you can get it. it's a liqueur that you add sprite to and it's EXCELLENT) and beer. my friend K's younger brother was having a party at his place out there and a good time was had by all. i also learned i'm crap at bocce ball.

skinny is currently in L.A. with topher grace as we speak. a tidbit for y'all: he stays at the bel air under the name "christopher robin." isn't that cute? if i get any gossip i'll be sure to pass it on, like the generous stalker i am.

32 people who played with me:

Blogger Cactus Prick said...

It looks like you're just going to have to throw yourself in front of the Tribeca biker. That way you can sue him (or settle out of court, wink wink).

And yes, our lives do suck right now.

7/05/2005 4:51 PM  
Blogger Digitalicat said...

I was going to suggest jamming your dog into the spokes. There's no way anybody would believe that you actually did that. Everyone would just assume the cyclist was a bad liar.

If you're not able to post very often right now, you should get a stand-in blogger. "Today the part of Jasmine will be played by Larry Hagman..."

7/05/2005 5:22 PM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

christopher robin, that's pretty good. kind of like when jennifer aniston was here and used the name 'mrs. smith' at the hotel.

7/05/2005 5:38 PM  
Blogger JustJunebug said...

cadiz: THAT is hysterical..Mrs. Smith..considering..

and jazzy, i am officially jealous you know someone that is actually in a hotel, let alone the BelAir with someone famous enough to where I actually recognize his name!

dont study too hard!! and thanks for posting! i was jonesing something fierce.

7/05/2005 6:11 PM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

I swear half the guys come here to look at your boobs. Some of the women too.

Damned If I Know

7/05/2005 6:57 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

cactus: pure genius!!!

digi: it's under consideration. the guest blogger, NOT tossing my dog at the bike.

cadiz: oh, the irony...

june: so glad you make the time to stop by girl!

r.u.: no darling, that's just you. and a few other gay men. i'm actually proud to say i think i have just as many, if not more, female readers. i am a girl's girl after all...

7/05/2005 7:00 PM  
Blogger omar said...

That'd be fun to play the role of Jasmine for a day. (To blog that is, I don't want any part of that "studying for the bar" crap.)

Plus, you're in line to make boatloads of cash money once you're a partner at some big NYC law firm. I'll play the role of jasmine again then.

7/05/2005 7:32 PM  
Blogger Spoiled Rotten said...

i'm a little jealous that your life sounds so much more exciting than mine! but who is topher grace?

7/05/2005 8:05 PM  
Blogger Swipe said...

Try running or biking. that way, those guys will have to run after you instead of the other way around. :-)

to Heather: watch "in good company" Topher Grace is in that movie.

7/05/2005 8:56 PM  
Blogger JustJunebug said...

google him heather...you'll recognize him i bet!

7/05/2005 9:12 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

kids kids kids: its ALL about "that 70's show!" i mean, he does have a blossoming movie career but that's where you can see him 5 days a week in reruns...

omar: you're gonna wish you hadn't said that. i have plans for you! mwahhahahah!

7/05/2005 9:29 PM  
Blogger jac said...

So it is study time, ok do it jaz !

7/05/2005 10:14 PM  
Blogger Spoiled Rotten said...

bango! that 70's show was all the clue i needed!

7/05/2005 10:20 PM  
Anonymous Amber Lynn said...

Good Luck!!!

7/05/2005 10:59 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

I once stayed at a hotel under the name, Bo Jangles, just cuz I wanted to know what it felt like to use a fake name. No one ever calls or tries to get into my room as it is but sometimes you have to change things up.

7/05/2005 11:01 PM  
Blogger Brookelina said...

I'm thinking if you just wear that top when you are dog walking you will stop plenty of bikes. From one cleavage to another, I know of what I speak!


7/05/2005 11:02 PM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

But Larry, do people have trouble getting OUT of your room?

Scared Bunny

7/05/2005 11:16 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

larry: why bo jangles?

brooke: this dog takes me for a walk, literally. would hate to rough up a $300 catherine malandrino dress for a walk through the park! ;)

r.u. serious: a very good question indeed...

7/05/2005 11:21 PM  
Blogger Gloria Glo said...

I come here to looks at jas's boobs, but nobody really doubted that, did they??

Hmm. The guy. How trainable is that dog? Guys love to help a girl with a dog. Could you perhaps train it to run dead into the guys? Then lean over really far so that they "accidentally" get a shot of that fabulous cleavage? Okay, I've used this one before (sans dog), but it's never failed me.

Good luck on the studying, poor thing!

7/06/2005 12:27 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

I don't know how the yield system works where you are, but I think bikers are technically supposed to yield to walkers. Right? Right? I mean, they never do for me (while my dog is furiously trying to poke his nose in their spokes) but maybe for you. What if you just maneuvered and pretended you couldn't hear them so the are forced to stop for you?

And PIMMS! Yay Pimms!

7/06/2005 12:56 AM  
Blogger quycksilver said...

The Bel Air--that's right down the street (and across the tracks, and no I'm not being iteral--it's a metaphor) . . . but hmmm . . . maybe I could be a long distance stalker now that I know his pseudonym!

7/06/2005 2:07 AM  
Blogger j2 said...

good luck cramming!

and maybe one of those fisherman's nets will work..fish in the sea need to be netted and eaten and savored.

7/06/2005 2:16 AM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

GOOD LUCK!!! I can;t wait to get back to the beaches in NY!

7/06/2005 5:03 AM  
Blogger Ale said...

i know someone that goes by the name of James, last name Bond. --and he doesnt even get any look backs people are so asleep sometimes...

7/06/2005 9:31 AM  
Blogger JustJunebug said...

heather said Bango.. :O)


7/06/2005 10:58 AM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Jazz Jazz Jazz. I want your life. Not in a creepy Bo Jangles way, of course.

Christopher Robin eh? Thanks for the tip, your generosity knows no bounds. I'm on my stalkerly way. Now, if I could only get within a thousand miles of L.A...

7/06/2005 11:19 AM  
Blogger jinius said...

topher grace is so cute and come to think of it, he and christoher robin have the same haircut...

7/06/2005 11:34 AM  
Blogger R. U. Serious said...

Jazz, do you get emails from people wanting pictures of your washer and dryer, or am I the only one that gets those?

Scared Bunny

7/06/2005 11:48 AM  
Blogger Hermes said...

Christopher Robin... cute. When I travel I love to use the alias "Erik Estrada."

7/06/2005 12:32 PM  
Blogger Johnny Menace said...

2 suggestions on the bikers. Didn't you learn from anyhting from Big Daddy? Throw a fucking branch in their path. Then they will stop.

or you could take the dog out let the dog go and scream at them to chase your dog. Although i see this ending badly it all depends on how bad you want to get laid.

7/06/2005 12:48 PM  
Blogger Gordy said...

I can't believe no-one here knows what Pimms is..we had a party a couple of weeks ago and had Pimms. Three people thought it was iced tea, a couple liked it, but most though it wasn't as good as beer; as if!

Good luck with the exams.

7/06/2005 1:06 PM  
Blogger Larry said...

Old Tom T Hall(among others) song. Just popped into my head cuz it's "Mr. Bo Jangles". I just went with it.

7/06/2005 7:29 PM  

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