men and electronics
as i was at best buy today i saw a man picking up a 60 inch plasma flat screen television.
he looked so smug and sure of himself as he watched the two men pick up and carry his newly acquired penis out the door.
posted by jazz @ 9:44 AM
5 people who played with me:
Wait until he sees his electric bill -- plasma gobbles the kw hours like they were snowcaps at the movies.
See, I don't think big TVs are penis-related in any way. It's not a Porsche.
Big TV = better.
It's just math.
Let's take a moment to remember the story about you running all around town for a $130 sweater...
Go big TV guy!
"he looked so smug and sure of himself as he watched the two men pick up and carry his newly acquired penis out the door."
This might be the funniest line I've ever read on your blog.
HEY...
My penis is just fine. (And my car isn't responsible for it either.)
Play video games with your friends on a 60inch TV and it instantly becomes very clear as to why people do such things.
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