Tuesday, May 22, 2007

to be, or not to be...flattered

it's the first night i spent with this guy i'm seeing/sleeping with/whatever.

he says: "your body is amazing! you're like a grecian goddess. like the venus de milo !"

i think: yes, keep going...

"you have these gorgeous breasts"

...i know, i know

"and this tiny waist"

...oh, why thank you

"and these big hips!"

say what!?!

so in my head, this conversation comes to a screeching halt. and he went on and on about my tiny waist and my big hips. and he loved them. and all i could think was, "stop saying i have big hips! it is not making me happy!"

to be fair, i'm no stick. i'm more than fairly curvaceous. i float between a size four and a size six so i ain't no waif...but to say i have big hips? even if it's true, that is not the kind of thing a girl wants to hear! especially, ESPECIALLY when she's taking a guy home and getting naked in front of him for the first time.

ARE YOU READING THIS GUYS? TAKE NOTE.

but later he exclaimed, "oh my god, you're like a pornstar!"

that redeemed him. he's off my blacklist.

10 people who played with me:

Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Yeah, that was totally meant as a compliment.

Just a groin-grabbingly poor choice of words.

5/22/2007 10:04 AM  
Blogger omar said...

I don't see what the problem is. I'd think the "like a pornstar" thing would be more likely to be offensive. Shows what I know.

This is why I'm glad I'm already married off.

5/22/2007 10:30 AM  
Blogger Joefish said...

It's not the brightest thing to say, but all of that was obviously complimentary.

At least he didn't say "Oh, I love your ginormous ass!" That would make for justifiable homicide, I think.

5/22/2007 11:15 AM  
Blogger Former Intern Andy said...

Girls, girls, girls... every guy is into different things. If he loves your ... giant ear lobes, why would you get angry at him.

Haha, jeez, a guy likes you for looking like you, and you would rather he like you for looking like a pornstar!

Guys can't win. It's the reason we try to never open our mouths. :)

5/22/2007 5:29 PM  
Blogger daniel said...

lol.. the venus de milo... what - have your arms fallen off? Besides, the venus de milo does not sport the melons you do, you could open a fruit market. Love your work.

A size 4 - 6 would slip through the grate covering a storm water drain.. must be a difference between aussie and yankie sizes.

"but later he exclaimed, "oh my god, you're like a pornstar!" "

Some blokes have all the luck!! ;)

5/22/2007 8:07 PM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

Seriously want to know what you did to generate the "pornstar" comment.

:-)

5/22/2007 9:26 PM  
Blogger Syar said...

as a girl that floats between sizes 10 and 12, big hips is just fact. So...I'm not all that angry for you. Plus, I already know how gorgeous you are and it's a shame some people get it wrong. :-)

5/23/2007 12:27 AM  
Blogger Michelle said...

What's the British equivalent of an American size 4 or 6? That sounds tiny!?!

5/23/2007 11:03 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

i think girls with no hips look misshapen. nature put them there to attract guys, you know, as a signal of good childbearing and whatnot. but i'm pretty sure that his blood supply was being used to fuel this other brain when he said it.

5/23/2007 5:47 PM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

I just figured it out...

The "pornstar" comment...

6/07/2007 8:08 PM  

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