i had a dream last night...
...that i was having wild sex with natalie portman.
it was AMAZING!
joe: suffice it to say that i woke up exhausted. i think i might have orgasmed in my sleep a few times. no joke.
posted by jazz @ 1:29 PM
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I'm Jazz. I'm a smooth sax riff that slides into the night. A soft-core New Yorker. A lover of fine desserts and simple pleasures whose heels are always too high.
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it was AMAZING!
joe: suffice it to say that i woke up exhausted. i think i might have orgasmed in my sleep a few times. no joke.
12 people who played with me:
Details, Jazz. We need details.
I totally had that same dream! You and Natalie were going nuts!
Kidding.
I'll settle for details of your dream about Jazz and Natalie, Omar.
If ANYBODY has had a dream about having sex with natalie Portman or Jazz fess up. There are 3 hungry men here looking for details.
*drools*
"Suffice it to say?" No, no my dear. That does not suffice at all. ;)
4...
Four men looking for details.
;-)
(Wait for Danny to read this...)
OH sweethart i'm soooo feeling it- yes natalie and also lets invite scarlett!!! and that would be MY dream... speaking of which, they're going to be in a movie together (The Other Boleyn Girl) coming out Dec07 cant wait...
Sweet Peanut of Seduction!
I just cummed on my pet squirrell.
What happened to the tit pics?
Wow, The Big Cheese really respects you. I can tell.
joe: those are obv. the readers i don't mind losing ;)
Comments like that are so classy. I wish I could be that smooth.
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