To: Female Co-workers
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Date: October 23, 2006
To all the girls in my office that I keep seeing leave the bathroom without washing your hands: you are nasty.
Special mention also goes to the ones that rinse their hands with water only for two seconds before taking a paper towel and rushing out the door. Last time I checked, water doesn't kill germs that might be left on your hands from wiping your ass. But I could be wrong about that.
A class on sanitary measures will be conducted at 3:00pm in the ladies bathroom. I hope you'll join me for what should a very informative session. You'll learn things you (apparently) were previously unaware of.
Thanks and have a good day!