the goddess is in the building...

i arrived at my apartment, finally. i tried to come yesterday. my good friend bryan helped me get my suitcase and duffle from lindsey's on the UWS. some crazy man watching us asked bryan if we were together. "we're married!" bryan told the guy. "you movin?" he asked. "yeah, we've decided we'd like to be in a nicer neighborhood." now, to those who don't live in the city, the humor of this may be lost. the UWS is about the nicest/old money part of the city. it doesn't really get better so i had to laugh. bryan and i arrived at my apt. to find there was no electricity. i couldn't stay at this place, in the dark, by myself, with my room a disaster full of boxes. i went back to hoboken for the night.

so today i unpacked a lot, set up all my electronics, tossed a lot of garbage, took a nice long shower, made my bed, gave myself a pedicure, and listened to the yankees lose before falling asleep in the bed i love so much.

i woke up to some funky jazz music and melis and em laying in emily's bed.

snippets from our morning convo:

"so i told the bartender to start adding vodka to our $18/glass rose champagne. and then i started making out with these two israeli guys. one of them was married but only for papers."

"i think we should make it a rule that when we're walking around the house we have to be in lingerie."

"i think another rule should be that we have to have at least five guys that we can call at any time to sleep with."

"it smells moldy in here."

"people say he's cold, but i don't see that, i think he's affectionate."

"didn't you come in with him? when did he leave?"

"i'm not a one woman man. i can't have a monogamous relationship. i'm not built for it. i can't try to have a relationship because i just hurt people."

"i know i said i wanted to wait to have sex until i was in love with someone first, but i'd really just like to fuck that guy. just once. then i'll go back to waiting."

"i just remembered!" [running to her purse] "that guy put this bottle of wine in my purse for us to drink! he'll probably want it back. let's drink it tonight!"

i was a bit worried about my social life after the crazy D went back to london. she was the one that made things happen. she was the one who drew in all the men that gave us access to VIP rooms and crazy clubs and who knew the DJs. basically, awesome stuff happened to her wherever she went and we were all lucky enough to follow her around for it. i'm starting to feel like my life might just get even crazier with these girls. i think i'm in for one wild ride.

stay tuned for more nights of debauchery than i can probably handle...