Saturday, October 08, 2005

the goddess is in the building...

i arrived at my apartment, finally. i tried to come yesterday. my good friend bryan helped me get my suitcase and duffle from lindsey's on the UWS. some crazy man watching us asked bryan if we were together. "we're married!" bryan told the guy. "you movin?" he asked. "yeah, we've decided we'd like to be in a nicer neighborhood." now, to those who don't live in the city, the humor of this may be lost. the UWS is about the nicest/old money part of the city. it doesn't really get better so i had to laugh. bryan and i arrived at my apt. to find there was no electricity. i couldn't stay at this place, in the dark, by myself, with my room a disaster full of boxes. i went back to hoboken for the night.

so today i unpacked a lot, set up all my electronics, tossed a lot of garbage, took a nice long shower, made my bed, gave myself a pedicure, and listened to the yankees lose before falling asleep in the bed i love so much.

i woke up to some funky jazz music and melis and em laying in emily's bed.

snippets from our morning convo:
"so i told the bartender to start adding vodka to our $18/glass rose champagne. and then i started making out with these two israeli guys. one of them was married but only for papers."

"i think we should make it a rule that when we're walking around the house we have to be in lingerie."

"i think another rule should be that we have to have at least five guys that we can call at any time to sleep with."

"it smells moldy in here."

"people say he's cold, but i don't see that, i think he's affectionate."

"didn't you come in with him? when did he leave?"

"i'm not a one woman man. i can't have a monogamous relationship. i'm not built for it. i can't try to have a relationship because i just hurt people."

"i know i said i wanted to wait to have sex until i was in love with someone first, but i'd really just like to fuck that guy. just once. then i'll go back to waiting."

"i just remembered!" [running to her purse] "that guy put this bottle of wine in my purse for us to drink! he'll probably want it back. let's drink it tonight!"
i was a bit worried about my social life after the crazy D went back to london. she was the one that made things happen. she was the one who drew in all the men that gave us access to VIP rooms and crazy clubs and who knew the DJs. basically, awesome stuff happened to her wherever she went and we were all lucky enough to follow her around for it. i'm starting to feel like my life might just get even crazier with these girls. i think i'm in for one wild ride.

stay tuned for more nights of debauchery than i can probably handle...

16 people who played with me:

Blogger omar said...

The walking around the house in lingerie should make it easy for you to get new HNT pictures.

More debauchery than you can handle? This ought to be interesting...

10/09/2005 12:51 PM  
Blogger piu piu said...

stopit girl u r makin me jealous

10/09/2005 2:43 PM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

no joke, jas. i'm pretty sure your tolerance for shenanigans is higher than that of the average bear. interested in hearing about the haps.

10/09/2005 11:58 PM  
Blogger Syar said...

maybe you've got it the other way around. maybe YOU're the one with the knack of having fun, wild times. sure seems like it. :-)

10/10/2005 3:32 AM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Exactly what Syar said. It's all you Jazz.

I'm all atwitter with anticipation. You KNOW we live vicariously through you.


10/10/2005 5:21 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Can't wait to hear about your exploits!!

10/10/2005 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This sounds like it could be fun. . .

10/10/2005 9:00 AM  
Blogger Malkin said...

I agree with popeye

10/10/2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger stretch td said...

Sounds like everyone had fun. I hope you don't mind but I'm getting excited just picturing your conversation. ;)

10/10/2005 9:30 AM  
Blogger Gloria Glo said...

Sounds like a fab apartment. Congrats! You'll definitely be well beyond the TV byline soon!

10/10/2005 1:35 PM  
Blogger highcontrast said...

i LOVE this:
"i know i said i wanted to wait to have sex until i was in love with someone first, but i'd really just like to fuck that guy. just once. then i'll go back to waiting."

10/10/2005 2:25 PM  
Blogger MEP said...

Well, it sounds like you are about to get the fun back and it should be crazy!

10/10/2005 4:17 PM  
Blogger The Big Cheese said...

Is it Thursdayd yet?

10/10/2005 5:31 PM  
Blogger The Seeker said...

Sounds like fun. I'd like to play. lol

10/10/2005 5:36 PM  
Blogger stretch td said...

LOL Big Cheese.

I have never looked more forward to Thursday. ;)

10/10/2005 7:58 PM  
Blogger Malkin said...

i'm jealous. My cheap ass is currently stuck drinking this Bordeaux.

10/16/2005 1:32 AM  

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