Friday, June 26, 2009

paula, ambien, michael, return of the fake baseball player

27b/6 has a book! buy it.
this is probably going to go into the TMI file but whatever. my health insurance is on the shady/DL side so i am always reluctant to switch doctors around much. and i don't have a general practitioner because i'm not often sick. i know, i KNOW i should be having regular checkups but those are for people with real health insurance. not people like me. so suck it. so i had a lady gyno, then this old man took her place so i had to see him. and it was a bit weird for me but he's old and small and frail and supremely non threatening so i dealt with him for a few years. but now he's left and i have a new, young, nice, lady ladybits doctor! YAY! and that's not the best part. the best part is when i told her about my shady-ass insurance and how i want sleeping pills she said, "oh, try ambien, you'll love it. i'll write you a prescription for it." YES. it was THAT easy. so i'm now the proud owner of some ambien. life is good.

i think i mentioned it already but i heart the 3.0 software update for the iphone. i mean, being able to forward and delete individual text messages. hallelujah!
of course, i'm sad about michael jackson. i don't know anyone who doesn't have a bit of cognitive dissonance when it comes to the guy though. i mean, he's THE man. yet for most of my adult life, he's been pretty crazy and totally crazy-looking. in and out of court, possibly molesting children, totally bankrupt. that's what will happen to you when you get too famous too fast. but he's a legend. and P.Y.T. will always be my go-to song. so michael, RIP dear.

someone left a comment the other day saying they had a relative who shares his name with the asshole ex. apologies for any self-googling that guy does and ends up here. at least i'd posted a picture of my evil ex so that they'd know exactly who i was talking about ;)

ran into jj last night at the bar that we're apparently both regulars at even though i'd never seen him there till last friday. he sat in a booth directly opposite where i was sitting. for a while i thought i'd just ignore him but he was sat in this booth by himself, looking like a sorry loser. ted and katie were like, "jasmine, just go say hi. he looke pathetic." so i went over to make peace. "so we both like this place, we might as well be nice to each other." we started chatting, he had a version of events in his head that were not reality. among them, that a UTI was a venereal disease and that he had tried to honor our date but that he wasn't available till 9pm and that i couldn't wait for him. i'm like, "you know that none of that happened. i was there, you can't lie to me about it. you're an idiot." and he is, an idiot. maybe even verging on douchebag. and i wake up this morning to a text message he sent at 5:40am: "u going to put ur dukes down and relax or keep fuckin with me?? ur to pretty for that u should be worried about dinner and a short skirt."

i'm saving that message just as a little reminder to myself about what a waste of space this guy his, however cute he may be. he looked better yesterday because his shirt had short sleeves. but that's about all he had going for him.

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Blogger Wags said...

Be careful with the Ambien. I have several friends who've gotten addicted and have had trouble getting off of it. Both of them have had issues where they've done things in their sleep which they don't remember the next morning, including one who decided to clean the fish bowl overnight. She got up the next morning to luckily find the beta fish hanging out in a cup.

6/26/2009 5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like I could romance a 19 year old pole dancer and you can't hassle me because you gave your # to a dude wearing a sleeveless shirt. ;)

6/27/2009 2:34 PM  
Anonymous Cousin said...

Seriously, have you tried the following first:

1) earplugs
2) nightshade
3) cool head/warm feet (room chilly but not cold, possibly using a buckwheat hull or other material for the pillow so it doesn't overheat, extra blanket on the feet to make them warm and to exert a slight pressure).

I don't know if it's the answer to all your problems but I'd give it a try for sleeping.

Oh, and #4 -- a warm bath. And if you need any help, just let me know.

6/29/2009 5:31 PM  
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12/17/2009 2:03 AM  
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3/13/2010 2:31 AM  
Blogger Ramesh said...

it worked well, but made me sleep walk and do crazy things i dont remember doing after taking it. so my psychiatrist took me off of it and put me on trazodone, and this doesnt help. so i stopped taking that too.

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