creepy missed connections
twice in the past two months i've been missed connected.
and twice i knew exactly who it was who did the posting.
and twice they were completely sketchy guys who stared/leered/creeped me out and gave me the heebie jeebies.
WHY?! why, when i finally find a missed connection about me, have they been posted by scary people? scary people from whom i was obviously running away when i was stuck on the bus with them, standing near them on the subway platform.
meh.
on the upside, i'm headed to beautiful (read: expensive) amelia island this weekend for a friend's wedding. it's a forced vacation of sorts but i'm excited for it. pretty and i are flying out together and it'll be fun to get some sun at the beach or the ritzy hotel pool. also, it gives me a chance to wear the malandrino (the black dress in my profile picture) that has pretty much been collecting dust since my last black tie wedding a year ago.
posted by jazz @ 8:49 AM
6 people who played with me:
On behalf of some of your college-age fans here where I work, I ask:
"There's a dress in your profile picture?"
well hello college boys!
there is no dress. i was just testing to see who is really reading and who just skims. y'all passed. congrats!
also: omar rules!!!
have fun at the wedding!
I wish I were that dress.
here in amsterdam they also tried to rip off missed connections. they publish them in a free weekly train magazine called "trains" ...?
anyway, ENJOY the island! islands are the best
Our local paper used to have something like Missed Connections. Only it only had one. And it mentioned people who live 300 miles away.
Ridiculous.
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