who says they "love" their dentist?

i do! my new dentist office is freaking AMAZING.

the waiting room has furniture in animal prints. the wallpaper is gold with pink accents. there is a deli style "wall of fame" with all the famous people whose teeth they've done. my dentist created her own freaking toothpaste which comes in this hot pink box with leopard print details. so at first you think, "um, this looks like a barbie house. where's my real dentist's real office?"

the forms you fill out beforehand ask you your preferences on: 1.) the music for the headsets in your room 2.) television station for the flat screen t.v. 3.) what setting you want the massage pad on the back of the chair to be 4.) whether you want paraffin hand wraps.

i. shit. you. not. this is a dentist office cum spa. you sit down and they have a cushy thing to go under your ankles to make your legs more comfortable. they stick those airplane neck pillows behind your head because the dentist chair headrests "aren't comfortable enough."

i finally see the doctors. it's a husband and wife team. she looks like a beauty queen (and wears a pink lab coat), he's gorgeous, and they're both nice as can be. it was an absolutely surreal experience. AND they were cheaper than the dentist i was seeing before. totally unbelievable.

if you want a referral and you're in the nyc area: e-mail me!!!