one smart woman...
Men are most virile and most attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.
Hedy Lamarr
posted by jazz @ 2:07 PM
Jazz...in strange places
I'm Jazz. I'm a smooth sax riff that slides into the night. A soft-core New Yorker. A lover of fine desserts and simple pleasures whose heels are always too high.
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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Hedy Lamarr
13 people who played with me:
well..... after 35 men are dirtydirty and been around the block mannnny times...
I think woman are best when they are between the sheets. I also think that no woman should shave. Ever. There is nothing wrong with being natural and free.
BRING OUR TROOPS HOME!
No Hybrid. Women are the best when they have a sock in their mouth and their doing my dishes.
Finally! (Barely) being in that demo is finally paying off!
And Ale is now officially my enemy.
are you trying to justify your sexy older man crush?
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talk about a smart cookie-- didn't she invent some kind of technology that people now use in wireless communication?
I think you're wrong.
People in general are most attractive when they've grown up and know what they want.
Men don't need to be old, just more mature than the fools that give young men a bad name.
I think I need a beer, but all natural. Something that would pleasure mother earth herself. And when I say pleasure, I mean, hit the right spot. Jazz, you know what I'm talking about...yeah baby. You ever ridden in a VW van with shag carpet? Anytime you want to explore yourself with the help of LSD, you just let me know. (insert porn music here)
Hey, I run the beer around here!
Go with a smooth refreshing Rainier. I hear that it's great.
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cadiz beat me to it! she has patents on a technology that is a precursor to cell phones. (another actress, julie newmar, has patents on women's undergarments -- hey, it's my job to know these things!)
I couldn't agree more with Hedy.
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