Friday, January 26, 2007

keywords!

so it's that time again where post a list of some of my favorite keyword searches that landed people at this blog:
 
first, tons, TONS of people come here looking for the "falling lady "
 
a fair amount end up here googling, "who's in my mouth "
 
i got one for "granny boobies" last week. i'm sorry, but who goes out looking for those things? why on earth do they want to see them!
 
"jasmine i escort in thailand" came up yesterday. people are so retarded when it comes to finding things on the internets. or, as jon stewart would say, "a series of tubes."
 
"teaching footsex to a boy." it's disturbing. that boy better be of legal age, you hear me foot fetish person?
 
and my new all-time favorite: "he came to our house to sensual massage her from craigslist"
 
i mean, that's like a brilliant first line for a novel written by someone for whom english is not their first language. absolutely brilliant. 

5 people who played with me:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"he came to our house to sensual massage her from craigslist"

Uhm, how did you THINK that I found my way in here?

1/26/2007 1:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, explain this to some of us. Everytime someone searches for a keyword that leads to your blog- the keyword gets sent to you??

These keywords are too funny...

1/26/2007 3:55 PM  
Blogger jazz said...

exactly. i get the link through which people found my site. also, site trackers keep count of those things...

1/26/2007 3:59 PM  
Anonymous Joefish said...

Tell us more about the time you played "who's in my mouth." ;)

1/27/2007 12:19 AM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

I had not read the post about your sixth 21st birthday... F'ing hilarious, just for the hobo in a Versace jacket.

I'm going to have to actually click on the archives and go over some classic Jazz.

1/27/2007 3:43 AM  

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