keywords!

so it's that time again where post a list of some of my favorite keyword searches that landed people at this blog:

 

first, tons, TONS of people come here looking for the "falling lady "

 

a fair amount end up here googling, "who's in my mouth "

 

i got one for "granny boobies" last week. i'm sorry, but who goes out looking for those things? why on earth do they want to see them!

 

"jasmine i escort in thailand" came up yesterday. people are so retarded when it comes to finding things on the internets. or, as jon stewart would say, "a series of tubes."

 

"teaching footsex to a boy." it's disturbing. that boy better be of legal age, you hear me foot fetish person?

 

and my new all-time favorite: "he came to our house to sensual massage her from craigslist"

 

i mean, that's like a brilliant first line for a novel written by someone for whom english is not their first language. absolutely brilliant.