Wednesday, July 18, 2007

abstinence and ridiculousness

something my co-worker pointed out to me from the nytimes today:

“You have to look at why sex was created,” Eric Love, the director of the
East Texas Abstinence Program, which runs Virginity Rules, said one day, the
sounds of Christian contemporary music humming faintly in his Longview office.
“Sex was designed to bond two people together.”

To make the point, Mr. Love grabbed a tape dispenser and snapped off
two fresh pieces. He slapped them to his filing cabinet and the floor; they
trapped dirt, lint, a small metal bolt. “Now when it comes time for them to get
married, the marriage pulls apart so easily,” he said, trying to unite the grimy
strips. “Why? Because they gave the stickiness away.”


oh, all is lost! i've given away my stickiness! now i'll never be able to be in a committed relationship! woe is me!

3 people who played with me:

Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Are you... coming on to me?

7/18/2007 4:50 PM  
Blogger Former Intern Andy said...

Yeah, that tape analogy makes perfect sense to me. Two pieces of tape stuck together. A penis entering a vagina. Synonymous.

7/18/2007 8:01 PM  
Blogger Alexandra said...

no jazz it just means that now you are looking for a guy who is better in bed then the other ones... and well that's more work for that guy if you've already had some pretty good ones.

7/19/2007 4:19 AM  

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