what's in a name?
this guy i've been seeing/sleeping with/whatever...his name is earth. i'm embarrassed every time i have to introduce him to someone. "katie, this is...um......earth" (as i cringe and make a "yeah, seriously, it is" face).
this has provided endless fodder for my friends, obviously. a sampling:
"jazz, how's our favorite planet?"
"invite the whole universe why
"jasmine, just have sex with him and get it out of
your solar system."
"so have you let him near your
"he seems to think the sun revolves around
and even HE titled his first e-mail to me, "greetings
i'm thinking i have to 86 this guy. it's not like the sex is out of this world.*
*don't worry, i rolled my eyes at myself as i typed that.