non sequitors
paris was AMAZING. will have pictures and full rundown soon.
operation: "new job" is running as planned. moving onto phase two.
my new yorker has arrived on monday for the third straight week in a row since i called my mail lady to inquire about it showing up regularly on thursdays. i laugh so hard every time i see it on monday now.
douchebag ex-work boyfriend e-mailed yesterday from his phone and, apparently, it was his birthday...
operation: "new job" is running as planned. moving onto phase two.
my new yorker has arrived on monday for the third straight week in a row since i called my mail lady to inquire about it showing up regularly on thursdays. i laugh so hard every time i see it on monday now.
douchebag ex-work boyfriend e-mailed yesterday from his phone and, apparently, it was his birthday...
6467840007@vtext.com: when should i expect my birthday wish?
...that's his phone number. feel free to prank call with wild abandon. loser.
zeke is in thailand for forever it seems but PJ is back in the picture. these guys have excellent timing.
posted by jazz @ 12:22 AM
11 people who played with me:
doesn't that moron know he can't ask for more wishes and that his damn luck has run OUT? loser.
can't wait for pics of gay paree!
I have the strangest feeling that he just signed up for Katharine McPhee text message updates.
I'm pretty sure his number was just posted on about thirty "gay and swinging" message boards with one of the most interesting photos I've ever seen in my life... But that's just a hunch. I will reiterate the comment; "This is why you don't shit where you eat..." I'm sure you know that now, and we've all been there, so know you're not alone. At least you don't still have feelings for the schmuck.
As for Paris. Still Jealous.
I don't remember PJ, but I'm reading more.
word on the street is that nobody at the office did anything for him on his birthday, he was pissed, a collection envelope then went around to the 30-something people at the office, and only $12 was collected.
heh.
Tell him that if his birthday wish was a good ol' kick in the nuts from an ex-girlfriend, it will come when he least expects it...
holy shit, you are so my hero for posting his number online. can you handle all future breakups for me (assuming, of course, that i actually date someone in the first place)?
but i still hate you for going to paris and not inviting me.
ok, i'm over it now. we're friends again. whew, that was rough!
What a jackass, that dude.
I wanna see Paris pictures!
patience dears
I'll be patient AFTER I see the pictures.
My New Yorker always comes on Thursdays. I assumed that's when it is supposed to come...
OMG you rock for posting his number
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