the search continues

so andrea and i had found a fabulous place on roosevelt island (balcony, views of the east river and nyc skyline from every room) but we needed a third person and couldn't find one. they wouldn't give us the apt contract without them. i've been looking for single bedrooms to try to cover my ass and am looking at a bunch of places over the next two days.

american airlines is already having a fall flight sale. my latest anthropologie catalog had nothing but sweaters and tweed pants. the stores are all starting to sell autumn clothes. i'm sorry, but it's 100 fucking degrees outside! i'm sure as hell not going to try on a sweater, no matter how air-conditioned the store may be. why are retailers always trying to force the seasons on us. let mother nature have her time, bitches!

D saw josh hartnett walking down ludlow the other day. he's beautiful. i blame her for not dragging him into an alley and having her way with him. i would have done. is a good thing i wasn't there with her. i might be in jail for sexual assault right now.

STILL no word from library adonis. S and D say i call today and say i was hoping i could catch him before i left. kate says not to call at all. i'm leaning towards the latter. if he wants to call he knows how to use a phone. i'm not going to worry about it. you know, fish, sea, blah, blah, ladeedah. i wonder whether he did see the address for this mess. now THAT would be funny, wouldn't it?

is a BIG night out tonight because D is moving back to london. we're undoubtedly going back to club X. not sure if Tag is still bedridden but, for omar, i won't try to call/text him if he's not there tonight. if he is there, i can't promise i won't try to kiss him. don't hate me. he's SOOOO pretty!!! and he's a hot dancer. that's really all a girl needs, right? i don't ask for much really. we're going to try to stay out all night and then make it to balthazar for 7:30 breakfast. we talk big but this shit never comes to fruition, however, i have a feeling they'll actually pull through for this one. it's gonna be a looooooong night.

and because i feel this post is pretty weak (i need to get away from the "this is what i did today" bullshit because i hate when people do that, but i've been consumed with this apt stuff)...i have a game for you all. i have to credit mrs. mogul for this one: take the first sentence of your last post and add "in bed" to it like you do with fortune cookies. post them in the comments. some of the ones people submitted were excellent and others sucked, but try away!