Friday, August 24, 2007

fun with keywords! answers edition

sometimes people are obviously looking for something pretty specific.

i feel bad when they're directed to my blog because i almost never have the answer.

but today, today i'll take some time to help these poor wandering souls out.

today i'll be the sage.

1.) i'm not sure what lazy glue is. but i'm certain the fumes from crazy glue won't be good for your eyes. don't be an idiot.

2.) technically speaking, the act of putting underwear on someone is dressing them. want to make a game out of it? time each other and whoever does it the fastest, gets a cookie. don't ask anyone to play this game, it sucks.

3.) everyone makes mistakes, even servers. as long as they're apologetic about it, it's an asshole move to leave them less of a tip. don't be a dick.

4.) check out lily allen, i hear she has a third nipple. don't be a perv. if, in fact, you are the one with the nipple in a weird place, i'm really sorry but don't show me, that's gross.

5.) steve wiebe is still trying to set the world record (and may actually still have it if billy didn't cheat). also, i heart steve. wiebelieve!!!

6.) try this place for eyelash perming. don't try this at home!

7.) i'd guess dan scavino makes 180K. don't be so nosy.

8.) that balding, it's no secret! don't be naive!

9.) first, when you have a boy naked, why dress him up? but by boy, i suppose i'm really talking about men. if you have a naked boy child, yes dress him up. start with some shorts, then a shirt. don't be scary, clothe your children.

10.) looking for a weird jazz blog? you actually found what you were looking for. congrats! don't forget to stop on by once in a while...

11.) now this one, strange as it is, actually makes sense a bit. i immediately thought of "Henrietta 'Mama' Bazoom" from Showgirls who's always dropping her top. beyond that, i have no clue.

12.) strange city of love? looking for a strange paris perhaps? frankly, since i'm in love with all things new york, i'd consider this a city of love. but not the movie love. the gritty, dirty, love. the kind that warms your heart but is littered with homeless people. i don't even really know what i'm saying. ignore me. oh, you already are? then carry along!

3 people who played with me:

Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

Scavino manages Trump's golf club.

I'd say he's making far closer to 300K, minimum.

8/24/2007 11:16 AM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...


8/24/2007 11:16 AM  
Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

"sneeze dress open large breasts"


I love crazy search engine people.

8/24/2007 9:51 PM  

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