a simple erotic relationship

so a friend at work as a best friend who is sleeping with a decently famous actor.

 

said actor, when he met her, said he was interested in a "simple erotic relationship." it's a brilliantly crafted, probably well-used phrase for the celebrity who wants to get across to the lady he meets on a saturday night that, no, he's not really interested in her or in starting a relationship.

 

and because girls will be girls, she gets upset EVERY SINGLE TIME said actor is in the paper or in USweekly with reportedly sleeping with other women.

 

but i love the phrase regardless. i giggle every time we toss it around at the office (which is every time we see something about said actor on page six or some other gossip rag).

 

celebrity. it's a funny thing.