Tuesday, February 06, 2007

a simple erotic relationship

so a friend at work as a best friend who is sleeping with a decently famous actor.
 
said actor, when he met her, said he was interested in a "simple erotic relationship." it's a brilliantly crafted, probably well-used phrase for the celebrity who wants to get across to the lady he meets on a saturday night that, no, he's not really interested in her or in starting a relationship.
 
and because girls will be girls, she gets upset EVERY SINGLE TIME said actor is in the paper or in USweekly with reportedly sleeping with other women.
 
but i love the phrase regardless. i giggle every time we toss it around at the office (which is every time we see something about said actor on page six or some other gossip rag).
 
celebrity. it's a funny thing.

8 people who played with me:

Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Ha! A regular dude so couldn't get away with that line.

(And as a male I am obligated to ask, "How hot is your co-worker?")

2/06/2007 4:29 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

Ack. Do tell us (or me, at least) said celebrity's name, so that I may bow down* at the altar of his jackassinine wisdom.

Men are awesome**.

*By which I mean, shit.
**By which I mean, shit.

2/06/2007 10:23 PM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

I second Pete's question...

2/07/2007 1:26 AM  
Blogger Woffle said...

I'm guessing hot... but not quite hot enough.

2/07/2007 2:10 PM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

if she's great enough to get this guy to sleep with her, i'm sure she wouldn't have too hard a time finding a decent AVAILABLE guy to go out with and acknowledge he's sleeping with her.

2/07/2007 3:16 PM  
Blogger Eve said...

ha. A "simple erotic relationship." Isn't that an oxymoron?

2/07/2007 4:12 PM  
Blogger Percy said...

.. that is funny in its simplicity, 'simple erotic relationship'
that sounds so much more sophisticated than.. 'lets screw' or 'I just want to have sex'..
it's funny.. YET..
it worked didn't it? she had a 'simple erotic relationship' with the guy..
it worked...

2/08/2007 4:03 PM  
Blogger MoxieintheCity said...

Oh no...you can't do that to me. Now I want to know who he is.

2/13/2007 5:03 PM  

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