Wednesday, June 06, 2007

occupational hazards

there are occupational hazards to having large breasts.

say you are walking down the street with some super excellent coconut gelato, loving life.

then, because it's warm out, the gelato starts to get a little melty.

and when you lift your spoon, a glob of it slides off the spoon (the little gelato shovely spoon that really isn't all that concave so it leaves extra room for slippage), and right down your shirt. and not because you're wearing a particularly low cut shirt, but because it's a button-down shirt and the collar is open and because your breasts are large there just exists a certain amount of open space there.

so you're walking down the street, feeling this cold glob drip down and make your bra wet (and sticky!) and you finally try to discreetly wipe it off, even though it's pretty much all melted and stuck to you.

yeah, it sucks when that happens.

6 people who played with me:

Blogger Alexandra said...

HAAHHAHAHAAAA!!! that's so funny and i hear ya! i TOTALLY hate when that happens-- vito threw a coin dollar (euro) into my shirt... and I could NOT find it in "there" we walked around the city for a few hour and then towards the evening i heard something drop to the floor.. the coin finally found its way out! ohhhh hahaha... it's dangerous in there!

6/06/2007 4:37 PM  
Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

I read the first line and then it was just a haze of smiles and lovely music. Possibly harps.

6/06/2007 5:13 PM  
Blogger Neily said...

go on...

6/06/2007 5:56 PM  
Blogger Swipe said...

The only way that this post could have been better was if it had a picture of that glob of gelato that wanted to go exploring.

Besides, can you really blame the gelato for wanting to go down that road?

6/06/2007 7:37 PM  
Blogger omar said...

Let me get this straight: this post is about sticky stuff in between your breasts? What is this world coming to?

Seriously, I can go on all week with these Earth jokes.

6/06/2007 9:33 PM  
Blogger The Stormin Mormon said...

Hahahahahaha...

Sticky coconut gelato between breasts. Come on Jazz, make it fucking easier... ;-)

6/06/2007 10:59 PM  

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