Tuesday, April 24, 2007

it all makes so much more sense now...

George W. Bush, January 2006: "There's progress. And it's important progress and it's an important part of our strategy to win in Iraq."

Bush, November 2005: "Iraq is making incredible political progress."

Bush, October 2005: "Iraqis are making inspiring progress."

Bush, September 2005: "Iraq has made incredible political progress."

Bush, April 2005: "I believe we're making good progress in Iraq."

Bush, March 2005: "We're making progress."

Bush, September 2004: "We're making steady progress."

Bush, July 2003: "We're making progress. It's slowly but surely making progress."

Actually, y'know what I think the president's problem is? Perhaps his definition of the word "progress." I have the reference book he uses when he doesn’t know what a word means: Mistaken P. Wrongingston's Diktionary of English. Let's see...ah, here we are. "Progress: Chaos caused by one's own incompetence that's portrayed as the result of others' malfeasance."

---The Daily Show

5 people who played with me:

Blogger omar said...

Malfeasance is one of my favorite words.

4/24/2007 9:07 AM  
Blogger Peter DeWolf said...

Mistaken P. Wrongingston

I love shit like that. Though I typically use Q as the middle initial.

4/24/2007 10:01 AM  
Blogger cadiz12 said...

and i don't think i'll tire of the daily show montages of alberto "i do not recall" gonzales, either.

4/24/2007 5:19 PM  
Blogger Former Intern Andy said...

haha, brilliant.

4/24/2007 5:29 PM  
Blogger Neily said...

Now thats progressive thinking!

4/24/2007 6:29 PM  

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